How (Not) To Be a Plant Parent

Do you consistently fail to keep your houseplants alive, no matter what you do? Do even the hardiest species perish under your care? You're not alone.

Whether you’re looking for some comic relief to commiserate your own plant care fails, or a funny gift for that one plant person in your life who has seen it all, this snarky spin on a plant care guide is for you!

Combining wry commentary with delightful illustrations, How Not To Be a Plant Parent expresses what it's really like to maintain houseplants - for those of us who just can't seem to get it right, anyway. It touches on all the frustrating fails of plant care with humor, from the struggles of correct watering and battling pests, to dealing with some notoriously drama-prone species, and even includes a handy journal to (maybe?) help you kill fewer plants.

How (Not) To Be a Plant Parent is an empathetic nod to the ups and downs of the plant parenting journey — all with tongue firmly planted in cheek, of course.